Wade has two children from his first marriage, Zaire and Zaya, a daughter named Kaavia with Union, and a son named Xavier from a previous relationship. Eighteen-year-old Zaire commented on Wade’s Instagram and made his feelings crystal clear. “This isn’t what i wanted to wake up to,” Zaire wrote with a puke emoji, a comment that’s garnered over 48,000 likes and counting. Thirteen-year-old Zaya, who is 13, commented, “Ayooooo chill, I just got on” with a bunch of horrified emojis. Her account says “run by parents,” but that comment sounds like the teen really wrote it herself. Her toddler sister, however, definitely had some help. Kaavia’s account posted, “Thought I had more time before his midlife crisis.” We can only assume Union is responsible for that great line. Think Wade shares a resemblance with his kids? Check out another parent and their mini-me: Romeo Beckham Looks Just Like Mom Victoria in His First Cover Shoot. Wade retired as a professional basketball player in 2019, and some of his former colleagues had something to say about this risqué birthday pic. Damian Lillard wrote, “Aye come on @dwyanewade.” Delon Wright posted, “TMI,” while Bradley Beal wrote, “Ok champ.” Shooting coach Chris Matthews, commented, “Thought I was following the wrong page. U wild.“ae0fcc31ae342fd3a1346ebb1f342fcb For more celebrity news delivered right to your inbox, sign up for our daily newsletter. While it doesn’t look like Union commented on the nude post—at least not from her own account—she did wish her husband a happy birthday on her own page. Alongside a video compilation of herself and Wade with their family, the actor wrote, “Happy Birthday baby You make every day beautiful and fun and the way you protect our peace makes me swoon. I love loving you. 39,” with some fire emojis, heart emojis, and silly face emojis. Union also posted photos of herself and Wade at a beach bonfire that she captioned “#birthdaybehavior” And for more hilarious Instagram moments, check out The 50 Funniest Celebrity Instagram Posts of 2020. Zaire and Zaya might not have been happy about their dad’s Instagram, but they both shared some very sincere birthday wishes for him on their accounts. Zaya posted a photo of herself with Wade and wrote, “Happy Birthday Dad!! 39 years young.” Zaire got in another joke, commenting, “Old man.” On his own account, Zaire shared a picture of himself as a little kid sitting with his dad and wrote, “Love you deeper than the surface.” For more on celebrity families, check out How Mary-Kate & Ashley Stopped Elizabeth Olsen From Being a Child Star. Keep reading Best Life for more celebrity news. RELATED: See a Rare Photo of Serena Williams’ Adorable Family of Three The One Guest Ellen DeGeneres Banned From Her Show Jennifer Lawrence Reveals the Real Reason She’s “Incredibly Rude”